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MATTHEW TURNER
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• Empire Magazine
• thelondonpaper
• ViewLondon

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Total Reviews: 1790
Total QuickRatings: 8

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" Dismal romantic comedy that gets everything wrong, thanks to an appalling script, bad performances, embarrassing stereotypes, zero chemistry between the leads and painfully unfunny jokes." -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 28, 2008
 
The Accidental Husband (2009)0%
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1/5
 
" Badly written, poorly acted and surprisingly dull action thriller that substitutes loud gunfire for thrills and doesn't bother to develop the characters beyond their video game origins." -- ViewLondon
Posted Nov 14, 2008
 
Max Payne (2008)18%
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1/5
 
" Disaster Movie is lazily written, insulting rubbish and it's unquestionably one of the worst films of the year. Avoid like your life depended on it." -- ViewLondon
Posted Sep 5, 2008
 
Disaster Movie (2008)2%
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1/5
 
" An entirely laugh-free 83 minutes, spent in the company of irritating characters." -- ViewLondon
Posted Aug 21, 2008
 
College Road Trip (2008)12%
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1/5
 
" Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through, thanks to a badly conceived central character, a lazy script and Myers' incessant mugging." -- ViewLondon
Posted Aug 1, 2008
 
The Love Guru (2008)14%
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1/5
 
" Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through, thanks to a badly conceived central character, a lazy script and Myers' incessant mugging." -- ViewLondon
Posted Jul 31, 2008
 
The Love Guru (2008)14%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted May 1, 2008
 
The Oxford Murders (2008)n/a
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1/5
 
" Poorly conceived, badly cast and frequently dull horror film that fails in its quest to make mobile phones scary." -- ViewLondon
Posted Apr 10, 2008
 
One Missed Call (2008)0%
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1/5
 
" Disappointing dance drama that suffers from a badly scripted plot, dull performances and poorly choreographed dance routines." -- ViewLondon
Posted Apr 3, 2008
 
How She Move (2008)66%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 18, 2008
 
Dangerous Parking (2007)n/a
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted May 8, 2008
 
Cashback (2007)48%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Dec 27, 2007
 
Code Name: The Cleaner (2007)4%
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1/5
 
" Nauseating drama with poor direction, dodgy performances and a sappy, cliche-laden script." -- ViewLondon
Posted Nov 29, 2007
 
August Rush (2007)37%
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1/5
 
" Tedious, preaching-to-the-converted drama with lifeless direction and a shockingly ham-fisted script." -- ViewLondon
Posted Nov 9, 2007
 
Lions for Lambs (2007)27%
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1/5
 
" Desperately unfunny, badly written sequel that's essentially a mish-mash of tired cliches, fart gags and genuinely terrible performances. One to avoid." -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 18, 2007
 
Daddy Day Camp (2007)1%
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1/5
 
" Badly plotted, poorly directed action flick – it's no surprise this wasn't shown to critics before its release." -- ViewLondon
Posted Sep 29, 2007
 
War (2007)14%
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1/5
 
" Slow-moving, badly acted and painfully pretentious drama that fails to engage on any level." -- ViewLondon
Posted Aug 9, 2007
 
The Walker (2007)52%
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1/5
 
" A badly written, poorly directed and appallingly acted mess." -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 30, 2007
 
Captivity (2007)7%
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1/5
 
" Basically, the title says it all and if you're unlucky enough to end up seeing this, you'll be repeating that title for the entire 96 minutes. Avoid." -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 19, 2007
 
Are We Done Yet? (2007)8%
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1/5
 
" There's not a single funny joke in the entire film, unless your idea of humour involves characters repeatedly crashing into things." -- ViewLondon
Posted Apr 12, 2007
 
Wild Hogs (2007)14%
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1/5
 
" Desperately unamusing comedy that lurches clumsily from one tedious spoof to the next, under the mistaken impression that just referencing a film is enough to get laughs." -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 22, 2007
 
Epic Movie (2007)2%
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1/5
 
" A shocking embarrassment for all concerned, this is a badly written, badly acted and poorly directed mess from start to finish." -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 15, 2007
 
Because I Said So (2007)5%
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1/5
 
" There's no point beating around the bush - Revolver is a complete and utter mess from start to finish." -- ViewLondon
Posted Sep 24, 2005
 
Revolver (2007)16%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 23, 2008
 
Free Jimmy (2006)10%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 18, 2008
 
The Book of Revelation (2006)75%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 7, 2008
 
The Ugly Duckling and Me (2006)n/a
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1/5
 
" Zoom is a shocking waste of a decent premise - it could have been the Galaxy Quest of superhero movies but instead it's a badly directed, poorly written and desperately unamusing mess." -- ViewLondon
Posted Dec 30, 2006
 
Zoom (2006)2%
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1/5
 
" Badly written, shockingly acted and appallingly directed threequel that will please precisely no-one." -- ViewLondon
Posted Nov 23, 2006
 
The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)13%
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1/5
 
" Abysmal comedy that's nonsensical, frequently offensive and almost entirely laugh-free." -- ViewLondon
Posted Aug 31, 2006
 
Little Man (2006)13%
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1/5
 
" Just when you thought Aeon Flux couldn't have been any more rubbish, along comes Ultraviolet to prove you wrong." -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 24, 2006
 
Ultraviolet (2006)8%
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1/5
 
" Unfunny, badly thought out and occasionally downright offensive, this is an extremely poor effort, even by the standards of other Rob Schneider movies." -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 1, 2006
 
The Benchwarmers (2006)12%
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1/5
 
" Alyson Hannigan makes an adorable lead, but Date Movie only succeeds in making you feel sorry for her and wishing that someone would cast her in a proper romcom." -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 23, 2006
 
Date Movie (2006)6%
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1/5
 
" You'd have more fun poking out your own eyes. Is there a petition we can sign to stop Lawrence making any more movies?" -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 9, 2006
 
Big Momma's House 2 (2006)5%
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1/5
 
" The biggest problem is that unless your cinema is equipped with Smell-O-Vision, then the supposedly terrifying stench of the creature is likely to be lost on you, no matter how often the actors screw up their faces and go 'Ewwww!'" -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 29, 2006
 
Reeker (2005)67%
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1/5
 
" You'd have more fun actually working in a restaurant. Probably." -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 3, 2006
 
Waiting... (2005)31%
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1/5
 
" You know you're in trouble when even the trailer doesn't contain any laughs [and this] is a disaster from beginning to end ..." -- ViewLondon
Posted Mar 30, 2006
 
Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005)5%
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1/5
 
" A disaster from beginning to end. If you're going to Stay anywhere, Stay at home." -- ViewLondon
Posted Mar 2, 2006
 
Stay (2005)27%
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1/5
 
" The actors do their best, under the circumstances. Welling makes an engaging lead and Grace employs her trademarked wounded, fragile look (that serves her so well in Lost) to good effect and wanders around in her underwear a lot." -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 23, 2006
 
The Fog (2005)5%
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1/5
 
" An intriguing set-up and a strong cast are completely squandered by a ludicrous plot and some truly atrocious camera work that renders the film literally unwatchable." -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 8, 2005
 
Rag Tale (2005)0%
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1/5
 
" Avoid like Sharkboy-infested waters." -- ViewLondon
Posted Aug 27, 2005
 
Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl in 3-D (2005)19%
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1/5
 
" Disappointing drama, let down by a poor script and some appalling acting" -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 25, 2005
 
New Town Original (2005)n/a
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1/5
 
" Confusing, badly written, poorly acted horror film that trots out a few clichés and eventually throws some semi-decent effects at them, in the mistaken belief that the audience won't be bored to tears." -- ViewLondon
Posted Mar 5, 2005
 
Boogeyman (2005)13%
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1/5
 
" In short, watching actual white noise would be preferable to sitting through White Noise. Avoid like your life depended on it." -- ViewLondon
Posted Jan 15, 2005
 
White Noise (2005)8%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 16, 2003
 
Citizen Verdict (2005)n/a
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Jun 19, 2007
 
Sex Lives of the Potato Men (2004)0%
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1/5
 
" Keaton and Holmes should seriously consider firing their agents, as they both deserve better than this." -- ViewLondon
Posted Feb 12, 2005
 
First Daughter (2004)9%
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1/5
 
Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Dec 18, 2004
 
Sleepover (2004)15%
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" A colossal turkey." -- ViewLondon
Posted Dec 4, 2004
 
Surviving Christmas (2004)7%
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Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 6, 2004
 
She Hate Me (2004)20%
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Click here to read article -- ViewLondon
Posted Oct 6, 2004
 
De-Lovely (2004)49%

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