ROTTEN TOMATOES: Sean Axmaker

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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F	" A shrill cacophony of puerile clich�s about men and women and sex, delivered in adrenaline-driven harangues and arrogant lectures. When the stage clears, all that's left is the unpleasant odor of all that hot air." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Mar 22, 2007	What Love Is (2007)	17%
F	" ... a strange, toneless collection of fat jokes, fart jokes and foul sex gags." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Feb 8, 2007	Norbit (2007)	9%
F	" ... a non-stop barrage of crude dialogue and vulgar sight gags that passes as humor among adolescent boys." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Aug 11, 2005	Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)	11%
F	" One-time action wunderkind Renny Harlin proves once again that coherence is not his forte." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted May 12, 2005	Mindhunters (2005)	26%
F	" Priesler plays the whole thing as a flamboyant freak show, smacking the audience... with tasteless gags and grotesque extremes of human behavior and calling it humor." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Sep 16, 2004	National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004)	0%
F	" An unfunny farce with nary a clever line and not a single surprising sight gag." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Mar 1, 2001	See Spot Run (2001)	23%
D	" All it takes is a bride scorned to turn a stock movie character into a raving caricature of emotional instability." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jan 8, 2009	Bride Wars (2009)	11%
D	" ... spouts a hollow message of nonviolence while celebrating the brutal satisfaction of beating the crap out of someone." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Mar 13, 2008	Never Back Down (2008)	24%
D	" *The most insipidly innocuous film ever made about facing mortality and living it up before passing away, The Bucket List* has as much poetry and poise as its clumsy, clunky title.*" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer* Posted Jan 10, 2008	The Bucket List (2007)	41%
D	" *Not just a bad film, Hannibal Rising* is downright dull, which is a far worse crime.*" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer* Posted Feb 8, 2007	Hannibal Rising (2007)	15%
D	" All it lacks is wit, character and laughs." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jan 4, 2007	Happily N'Ever After (2007)	4%
D	" Welcome to the tawdry end of paradise, where no melodrama is too obvious and no conflict too contrived." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Sep 21, 2006	Haven (2006)	14%
D	" ... lost in the twilight between Gothic social drama and lurid exploitation." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Aug 31, 2006	The Quiet (2006)	22%
D	" By the time it makes landfall, this incoherent production has blown itself out." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jun 1, 2006	Typhoon (2006)	22%
D	" ... indifferent direction douses whatever conviction gave the novel its ardent following." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Apr 21, 2006	The Celestine Prophecy (2006)	4%
D	" It idolizes the idea of spiritual purity without offering any insight into what it really means." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Dec 12, 2005	Naked in Ashes (2005)	56%
D	" (Marcus) Siega plays racism, class disdain, ignorance and self-absorption for glib laughs in his equally glib satire..." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Sep 1, 2005	Pretty Persuasion (2005)	32%
D	" A high-concept creature feature that manages to fumble the concept and the creature in its sloppy execution." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Aug 25, 2005	The Cave (2005)	13%
D	" (Director) Collet-Serra has no facility for suspense or mood, and he stretches out the brain-dead dialogue and plodding plot until it's numbing." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted May 8, 2005	House of Wax (2005)	25%
D	" The tinny dialogue of the clumsy screenplay stumbles over the simplest moments of exposition and revelation and Adam Shankman's anonymous direction is plodding at best..." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Mar 4, 2005	The Pacifier (2005)	21%
D	" Director Brian Levant can't pace a scene, develop a character or time a joke, but finally his criminal misuse of the spirit of Satchel Paige is too much. This road trip never gets out of the driveway." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jan 20, 2005	Are We There Yet? (2005)	12%
D	" The third time out for the vampire-hunting superhero is no charm." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Dec 8, 2004	Blade: Trinity (2004)	26%
D	" *Imagine Deliverance* as a PG-13 slapstick cartoon for 13-year-old boys. Better yet, don't.*" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer* Posted Aug 19, 2004	Without A Paddle (2004)	14%
D	" This isn't a movie, it's a marketing ploy." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jun 10, 2004	Garfield the Movie (2004)	14%
D	" Despite the cynical cleverness and slick direction by Luke Greenfield, (it) favors giggly juvenile humor over inspired satire and ends up not with a moral, but a moral vacuum." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Apr 8, 2004	The Girl Next Door (2004)	56%
D	" Tired and glib, it tries to milk humor from the sniping, sass and simple disrespect of its unpleasant traveling companions." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Apr 8, 2004	Johnson Family Vacation (2004)	6%
D	" I'd be tempted to call the whole thing cartoonish, but that would be insulting to the real thing." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Mar 25, 2004	Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)	21%
D	" [von Trier's] contempt for humanity is becoming harder to hide with stylistic flourish. He doesn't even try here, and his arrogance is topped only by his misanthropy." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Apr 15, 2004	Dogville (2003)	70%
D	" *Anyone on the Internet grapevine already has the news: Gigli* is this summer's rotten egg.*" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer* Posted Aug 1, 2003	Gigli (2003)	6%
D	" ... all the class of a whoopee cushion at a funeral, and far fewer laughs." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jun 13, 2003	Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)	10%
D	" ... an unimaginative, nasty, glibly cynical piece of work." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jun 6, 2003	My Little Eye (2002)	53%
D	" Just to clear up any possible confusion, the title actually refers to Steven Seagal's latest action film, not his gasping-for-air film career." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Nov 14, 2002	Half Past Dead (2002)	2%
D	" *Afraid to pitch into farce, yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics, All the Queen's Men* is finally just one long drag.*" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer* Posted Oct 24, 2002	All the Queen's Men (2002)	7%
D	" (A) misfired exercise in recycled crime movie clich�s..." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Aug 1, 2002	Who is Cletis Tout? (2002)	24%
D	" ... so disconnected you have to wonder if pages were lost on the way to the set." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted May 9, 2002	The New Guy (2002)	7%
D	" ... a silly, stupid, incoherent mess." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Feb 7, 2002	Rollerball (2002)	4%
D	" ...the film falls back on the same old formula of teen sex, outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Feb 1, 2002	Slackers (2002)	9%
D	" The lazy script substitutes goofy situations for actual gags, much of which falls flat under Rob Pritts' plodding direction." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Oct 12, 2001	Corky Romano (2001)	5%
D	" *The clunky direction of Steve Carr (Next Friday) lurches from one scene to another with the grace of a pratfall and the script reads more like a skit comedy than a story." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer* Posted Jun 22, 2001	Dr. Dolittle 2 (2001)	40%
D	" a leaden piece of touchy-feely melodrama about a pair of soul-scarred trauma survivors who fall in love and start tearing down the walls they've built around their hearts. " -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted May 18, 2001	Angel Eyes (2001)	31%
D	" May hold the attention of the very young, but despite marginal attempts at Disney-style cleverness, the simplistic writing, flat animation and sloppy direction will leave adults bored." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted May 11, 2001	Trumpet of the Swan (2001)	13%
D	" *A one-joke, one-note turkey that works over Sam Shepard's Fool for Love* as a mistaken identity farce hammered into the Mary blueprint, but without any of its invention, energy or heart.*" -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer* Posted Mar 23, 2001	Say It Isn't So (2001)	9%
2/10	" No style, no irony and no smarts, just a vicious streak that lasts 90 minutes." -- Seattle Post-Intelligencer Posted Jan 1, 2000	Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)	9%

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