ROTTEN TOMATOES: Ian Waldron-Mantgani

WORST REVIEWED FILMS

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10/100	" Manages the amazing feat of seeming to both drag out its material and completely skim over it." -- Apollo Guide Posted May 4, 2002	The Bad News Bears Go to Japan (1978)	0%
0.5/4	" I approached the usher and said that if she had to sit through it again, she should ask for a raise." -- UK Critic Posted Jan 31, 2002	Long Time Dead (2003)	10%
0.5/4	" It is cut with all the precision and timing of an irritating kids' TV show, with kids themselves in charge of the production, and their pets operating the equipment." -- UK Critic Posted Jan 26, 2003	The Master of Disguise (2002)	2%
0.5/4	" So lifeless, pointless and dank that it manages the amazing feat of making the undead seem boring." -- UK Critic Posted Jul 24, 2002	Resident Evil (2002)	34%
0.5/4	" Such an incomprehensible mess that it feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema." -- UK Critic Posted Jul 16, 2002	Rollerball (2002)	4%
0.5/4	" The secrets of time travel will have been discovered, indulged in and rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again." -- UK Critic Posted Jun 4, 2002	The Time Machine (2002)	28%
0.5/4	" A movie full of gestures that would look over-the-top in primary school plays." -- UK Critic Posted Jun 4, 2002	Snow Dogs (2002)	23%
0.5/4	" This movie should be shown in prisons so that inmates have a good reason to never return." -- UK Critic Posted May 28, 2002	Thunderpants (2002)	60%
0.5/4	" Not so much a movie as an unpleasant presence that sits on the screen." -- UK Critic Posted May 14, 2002	Slackers (2002)	9%
0.5/4	" Muddled, trashy and incompetent" -- UK Critic Posted Apr 21, 2002	The Queen of the Damned (2002)	14%
0.5/4	" Technically and artistically inept." -- UK Critic Posted Feb 8, 2001	Ordinary Decent Criminal (2002)	13%
0.5/4	" You have to wonder about the mentality of anyone who would want to use the "Cannonball Run" pictures as inspiration." -- UK Critic Posted Jan 20, 2002	Rat Race (2001)	43%
0.5/4	" Listening to the music is the only way to get through this movie without tearing your hair out, but still, the meaninglessly retro soundtrack points to the randomness of the picture's choices." -- UK Critic Posted Dec 23, 2001	Zoolander (2001)	62%
0.5/4	" A cheerfully offensive rape of history." -- UK Critic Posted Sep 10, 2001	Pearl Harbor (2001)	24%
0.5/4	Click here to read article -- UK Critic Posted Feb 8, 2001	Kevin & Perry Go Large (2001)	0%
0.5/4	Click here to read article -- UK Critic Posted Sep 17, 2001	Dr. T and the Women (2000)	57%
0.5/4	" It's a tortuously rambling attempt at a slasher pic, throwing random scenes at us without purpose, reason or consequence." -- UK Critic Posted Feb 7, 2001	Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)	9%
0.5/4	Click here to read article -- UK Critic Posted Jan 1, 2000	Where the Heart Is (2000)	35%
0.5/4	" An embarrassing mess of zany movement and occasional loud clonks" -- UK Critic Posted Nov 13, 2001	Guest House Paradiso (1999)	n/a
0.5/4	" Embarrassingly jumpy shifts from humour to menace... one of the most incompetently made films of all time" -- UK Critic Posted Feb 8, 2001	Love, Honor & Obey (1999)	27%
1/4	Click here to read article -- UK Critic Posted Oct 31, 2004	Sex Lives of the Potato Men (2004)	0%
1/4	" A movie that moves between pretentious and incompetent, a sleazy straight-to-video-style sex and violence crapfest which ends up simply laughable when it tries to go arty." -- UK Critic Posted Dec 14, 2003	In the Cut (2003)	33%
1/4	" There's a simple philosophy behind a movie like this: Add more squishing, add more screaming, and it'll be better. Or at least it'll make more money." -- UK Critic Posted Dec 14, 2003	The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)	35%
1/4	" *The astonishing achievement of Underworld* is that it's a movie without a single good moment, and they still managed to make one helluva trailer.*" -- UK Critic* Posted Oct 27, 2003	Underworld (2003)	29%
1/4	" A character can be intelligent and provocative by pointing out the flaws of sophisticated people, but not by posing like a rebel and ripping into stereotypes." -- UK Critic Posted Sep 9, 2003	Luster (2003)	50%
1/4	" What sickness in the filmmakers inspired them to go ahead and make this TV movie sludge instead of doing some kind of stab at creating the feel of a "Terminator" film?" -- UK Critic Posted Aug 27, 2003	Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)	70%
1/4	" A big and glossy piece of crap that seems to be using the right tricks to get us teary-eyed, but hasn't got any heart." -- UK Critic Posted Aug 24, 2003	Veronica Guerin (2003)	53%
1/4	" The final parts of this movie are the kind that you'd swear were slapped on by the studio, until you realise the whole story must have been built around them." -- UK Critic Posted Jul 8, 2003	Basic (2003)	21%
1/4	" It's a zero, wandering around itself, benignly hoping that it will make us laugh even though it has not offered funny material or delivery." -- UK Critic Posted Apr 20, 2003	Johnny English (2003)	33%
1/4	" An evil piece of junk that uses the death penalty as a gimmick for a dumb thriller." -- UK Critic Posted Mar 19, 2003	The Life of David Gale (2003)	20%
1/4	Click here to read article -- UK Critic Posted Mar 16, 2004	Dark Water (2002)	71%
1/4	" A horror movie that sits there and drags and seems very full of itself, and is based on the premise that puddles are scary. They're not." -- UK Critic Posted Jul 16, 2003	Dark Water (2002)	71%
1/4	" Less like watching paint dry than like watching it sit on the wall and stay wet." -- UK Critic Posted Apr 29, 2003	Russian Ark (2002)	88%
1/4	" Takes one character we don't like and another we don't believe, and puts them into a battle of wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny." -- UK Critic Posted Oct 22, 2002	She Gets What She Wants (2002)	36%
1/4	" An unholy mess, driven by the pathetic idea that if you shoot something on crummy-looking videotape, it must be labelled 'hip', 'innovative' and 'realistic'." -- UK Critic Posted Oct 8, 2002	My Little Eye (2002)	53%
1/4	" Tries too hard to be funny in a way that's too loud, too goofy and too short of an attention span." -- UK Critic Posted Oct 6, 2002	The New Guy (2002)	7%
1/4	" For all the quirky behaviour on display, there is still no personality, merely 'issues', their resolutions and a lot of frickin' ya-yas." -- UK Critic Posted Oct 6, 2002	Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)	44%
1/4	" There's no way to sort out the mess in our heads and deconstruct where it all went wrong. This is an hour and a half of daydreaming." -- UK Critic Posted Jul 24, 2002	Scooby-Doo - The Movie (2002)	28%
1/4	" Now I can see why people thought I was too hard on "The Mothman Prophecies"." -- UK Critic Posted Jun 10, 2002	Dragonfly (2002)	7%
1/4	" A superficial, stolid, completely unselfconscious attempt to look deep and probing." -- UK Critic Posted May 28, 2002	Nobody Someday (2002)	n/a
1/4	" A grim, flat and boring werewolf movie that refuses to develop an energy level." -- UK Critic Posted May 14, 2002	Dog Soldiers (2002)	79%
1/4	" Both offensive and flat" -- UK Critic Posted Apr 14, 2002	Collateral Damage (2002)	18%
1/4	" Thoughtless, random, superficial humour and a lot of very bad Scouse accents" -- UK Critic Posted Dec 23, 2001	Formula 51 (2002)	26%
1/4	" Alexandre Dumas would be rolling around in his grave if this movie were lively enough to wake him up." -- UK Critic Posted Jun 25, 2002	The Musketeer (2001)	10%
1/4	" An adolescent little poseur of a movie." -- UK Critic Posted Jun 17, 2002	Baise Moi (2001)	23%
25/100	" The acting is uniformly awful; the technical credits are an embarrassment." -- Apollo Guide Posted Apr 27, 2002	Beverly Hood (2001)	n/a
1/4	" Replicates the experience of viewing an arcade demo for the same length of time." -- UK Critic Posted Apr 24, 2002	The One (2001)	13%
1/4	" A loud, stupid and incomprehensible piece of junk" -- UK Critic Posted Mar 24, 2002	Thirteen Ghosts (2001)	11%
1/4	Click here to read article -- UK Critic Posted Jan 20, 2002	Behind Enemy Lines (2001)	36%
1/4	" Sad and forced, delivered in embarrassingly stiff and phoney tones." -- UK Critic Posted Oct 16, 2001	Late Night Shopping (2001)	60%

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