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I graduated with a Film/Video degree from Columbia College. I started writing movie reviews six years ago when I couldn't help but notice a foul odor of mediocrity eminating from the multiplexes.
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Genre:   # a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
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" It's like having excrement thrown in your face at a GG Allin concert."
Posted Aug 2, 2005
 
The Devil's Rejects (2005)54%
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" Who would have thunk the twins from The Shining should have their own movie?"
Posted May 28, 2004
 
New York Minute (2004)12%
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" I saw this movie on a triple-dog dare. I wish I had opted to wait six months so I could stick my tongue to a flagpole in the freezing cold for an hour. A cinematic fist to the groin."
Posted Jul 20, 2003
 
Bad Boys II (2003)24%
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" Now I know how all those people felt 21 years ago when The Pirate Movie came out. This will make all the 12-year-old fans in the audience want to take up smoking, drinking, impregnating and aborting."
Posted Jun 23, 2003
 
From Justin to Kelly (2003)9%
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" The most horrific movie experience I've had since "Can't Stop The Music." It may as well be called “Jar-Jar Binks: The Movie.” It’s that painful."
Posted Jun 16, 2002
 
Scooby-Doo - The Movie (2002)28%
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" Curse-a-my soul This movie couldn’t be worse The prints should be delivered from the back of a Hearse "
Posted Apr 12, 2002
 
3000 Miles to Graceland (2001)13%
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" Basically. it's 86 minutes of one man having a staring contest with a door."
Posted Feb 6, 2005
 
Boogeyman (2005)13%
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" 'Whoever Wins...We Lose!' Thank you, Fox, for the truth in your advertising."
Posted Aug 13, 2004
 
Alien vs. Predator (2004)22%
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" Alternately laughable and sleep-inducing, The Order shows that the team behind A Knight's Tale was not just a one-trick pony. They have plenty more bad movies up their sleeves."
Posted Sep 7, 2003
 
The Order (2003)7%
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" It's made by a guy who named himself after a mindless, soulless, wandering drone who can't make heads or tails of sense or sensibilities. I, for one, am not surprised the movie turned out the way it did."
Posted Apr 14, 2003
 
House of 1000 Corpses (2003)16%
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" It deserves to be buried in obscurity--if not burned beyond recognition--along with other comedies of its ilk, including Carbon Copy, He's My Girl, Soul Man and Chu-Chu and the Philly Flash."
Posted Mar 14, 2003
 
Bringing Down the House (2003)34%
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" It does for anti-death penalty activism what Battlefield earth did for Scientology."
Posted Feb 22, 2003
 
The Life of David Gale (2003)20%
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" There exists a difference between stylized dialogue and trite, hackneyed dialogue."
Posted May 2, 2005
 
House of D (2005)10%
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Posted Jan 1, 2000
 
The Ladies Man (2000)11%
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" Elektra does have some action in it, which is especially awesome if you’re into bed sheets flying around."
Posted Jan 26, 2005
 
Elektra (2005)9%
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" An adolescent fantasy run amok that owes more to drummer Peter Criss than to Julie Newmar."
Posted Jul 26, 2004
 
Catwoman (2004)10%
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" If you want to bring back the '80s by emulating those awful Golan/Globus dance movies, you have to GET Golan and Globus! Everything else is just 4th rate."
Posted Feb 1, 2004
 
You Got Served (2004)17%
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" Creepier than Michael Jackson's mug shot, and yet very similar. Parents shouldn't leave their kids alone with this circus sideshow, either."
Posted Nov 23, 2003
 
Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat (2003)12%
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" Marci X proves once again that dumbing down the movie in order to please the lowest common denominator cannot go hand and hand with scathing satire."
Posted Aug 22, 2003
 
Marci X (2003)10%
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" Imagine a movie made up entirely of Deleted Scenes...Not since Travolta and Tomlin in 1978’s Moment By Moment has a love scene been this embarrassing or uncomfortable."
Posted Aug 3, 2003
 
Gigli (2003)6%
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" At times, the movie looks genuinely pretty. Your nightmares, on the other hand, will be anything but. Not even Felinni would know what to make of this Italian freakshow."
Posted Dec 30, 2002
 
Pinocchio (2002)0%
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" It has “comedic dead zone” written all over it. Its subject might be prime fodder for satire, but it lacks even the smallest words for an essay."
Posted Apr 19, 2002
 
Death to Smoochy (2002)42%
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" Why do screenwriters demean women in these movies by having them find these lunk-headed doofuses so attractive?"
Posted Apr 12, 2002
 
40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)38%
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" [Pearl Harbor] makes no attempt to teach a lesson in history, for fear of losing the interest of 12-year-olds and high-school teeny-boppers. Insulting."
Posted May 25, 2002
 
Pearl Harbor (2001)24%
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" If nothing else, at least it killed a career. Max Beesely looks like a porno Luke Skywalker...The Shaggs had more talent. "
Posted Apr 19, 2002
 
Glitter (2001)6%
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" The Legend Of Bagger Vance takes a dry, sluggish and eerily zombie-like hobby and makes it even LESS interesting."
Posted Apr 30, 2002
 
The Legend of Bagger Vance (1999)42%

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